LOOK IN THE SKY! IT’S A BIRD. A DEAD BIRD. A DEAD-BIRD DRONE.
A TEAM OF SCIENTISTS AT NEW MEXICO TECH CREATED THIS FLYING FRANKEN-BIRD. SYNTHETIC BODY PARTS ARE FUSED WITH A REAL PHEASANTS HEAD AND FEATHERS, AND THE MECHANICAL BODY IS ADORNED WITH PIGEON FEATHERS.
MOSTAFA HASSANALIAN, WHO LEADS THE TEAM OF RESEARCHERS ON THE PROJECT, SAYS THE ROBO-BIRD NEEDS SOME MORE FINE-TUNING BEFORE IT’S MISTAKEN FOR AN ACTUAL BIRD. BUT IT CAN GLIDE, HOVER IN PLACE, AND SOAR ON THERMAL CURRENTS.
NOT TOO SHABBY FOR THIS AVIAN-ANDROID.
HASSANALIAN SAYS FUTURE MODELS OF THE ROBOT BIRDS COULD HYPOTHETICALLY BE USED AS SPY DRONES BY THE MILITARY. IT’S A PROSPECT SIMILAR TO THE CIA’S NOW DEFUNCT PROJECT AQUILINE, WHICH PROPOSED A FLEET OF NUCLEAR POWERED ROBO-BIRDS TO SPY ON THE RUSSIANS DURING THE COLD WAR.
BUT HASSANALIAN SAYS HE DIDN’T DESIGN THE ZOMBIE BIRD DRONE WITH MILITARY USE IN MIND.
THE TAXIDERMIED AVIAN CYBORG WAS BUILT TO HELP WILDLIFE RESEARCHERS BETTER STUDY WILDLIFE. THE IDEA IS ANIMALS WILL BE MORE ACCEPTING OF A DRONE IF IT LOOKS LIKE THEM, OR SORT OF LIKE THEM.
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