SIMONE DEL ROSARIO:
BEING A HIGHLY TOUTED, UP-AND-COMING BILLIONAIRE *SEEMS GREAT, BUT IS BEING CALLED “THE NEXT WARREN BUFFETT” A COMPLIMENT OR A CURSE? HERE ARE THE HYPED-UP BILLIONAIRES THAT WENT BUST IN THIS WEEK’S FIVE FOR FRIDAY.
LET’S START WITH THE MAN WHO’S ALL OVER THE NEWS, FTX FOUNDER SAM BANKMAN-FRIED. HE WAS WORTH AN ESTIMATED $16 BILLION THIS YEAR AND FORTUNE EVEN MUSED IF HE’S THE NEXT WARREN BUFFETT. MERE MONTHS LATER, FTX IS BANKRUPT, BEING INVESTIGATED BY THE SEC AND DOJ, AND BANKMAN-FRIED IS FLAT-OUT BROKE.
FINANCIER ALLEN STANFORD WAS WORTH OVER $2 BILL BEFORE HIS HOUSE OF CARDS CAME CRASHING DOWN. IN ‘09 THE FEDS GOT HIM FOR OPERATING A $7 BILLION DOLLAR PONZI SCHEME OVER 2 DECADES IMPACTING 18,000 INVESTORS. HE’S NOW SERVING 110 YEARS IN PRISON AND IS WORTH NOTHING. HERE’S THE SLIGHTEST SILVER LINING, COURTS HAVE SO FAR RECOUPED A BILLION DOLLARS FOR VICTIMS.
MAURICE “HANK” GREENBERG TOUTED A NET WORTH OF MORE THAN $3 BILLION RUNNING THE WORLD’S LARGEST INSURANCE COMPANY A-I-G. A 2000 NEW YORK TIMES ARTICLE PITTED HIM AND BUFFETT AGAINST EACH OTHER, SAYING GREENBERG GETS BETTER RETURNS! BUT GREENBERG WAS FORCED OUT FIVE YEARS LATER OVER AN INVESTIGATION INTO SOME “CREATIVE” ACCOUNTING THAT INFLATED THE COMPANY’S EARNINGS. THE BUSINESSMAN STAGED A COMEBACK, THE NOW-97 YEAR OLD IS THE CEO OF STARR INSURANCE COMPANIES.
BUSINESSWEEK CALLED EDDIE LAMPERT THE NEXT BUFFETT IN 2004 FOR SAVING THE ONCE-BANKRUPT KMART, AND TWO YEARS LATER HE WAS WORTH NEARLY $4 BILLION {$3.8B IN 2006}. LAMPERT TRIED TO CATCH LIGHTNING IN A BOTTLE TWICE WITH SEARS, SERVED AS CEO FOR 5 YEARS TIL SEARS FILED FOR BANKRUPTCY, AND THEN HIS HEDGE FUND WON THE BANKRUPTCY AUCTION. BUT THEN HE WAS SUED FOR RANSACKING SEARS ASSETS BEFORE BANKRUPTCY. THEY JUST SETTLED THE CASE THIS YEAR, YOU KNOW WHERE SEARS IS TODAY AND LAMPERT IS ONLY WORTH A PALTRY BILL THESE DAYS.
BACK IN 2015, ELIZABETH HOLMES TOPPED FORBES LIST OF RICHEST SELF MADE WOMEN WITH A NET WORTH OF $4.5 BILLION. HER COMPANY THERANOS CLAIMED IT COULD DO HUNDREDS OF MEDICAL TESTS WITH A SINGLE DROP OF BLOOD, SCORING HER AN INC. MAGAZINE COVER CALLING HER THE NEXT STEVE JOBS. BUT IT WAS ALL A CROCK, HER NET WORTH VANISHED AND SHE’S FACING AN 11 YEAR PRISON SENTENCE FOR DEFRAUDING INVESTORS IN THE SCHEME.
IT SURE SEEMS LIKE YOU DON’T WANNA BE THE “NEXT” ANYTHING. JUST BE YOU. THAT’S FIVE FOR FRIDAY. I’M THE NEXT SIMONE DEL ROSARIO. IT’S JUST BUSINESS.